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After much taping, editing, deleting, drinking and swearing we are proud to present... Sales Guy vs. Web Dude! A mashup of true and mostly-true stories from IT hell. If you've ever called tech support and wondered what the hell they are doing down there... well, this should answer some questions for you. Please Enjoy. If it's too slow you can try this link as well: http://blip.tv/file/1015028.
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web site is down
Submitted by Anonymous on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 20:36.I remember the first time I came across this website and viewed your first video: thewebsiteisdown.com. I was working for IBM Level II tech support and it was a really slow day. When one of my friends told me to check this out, I thought I would die! IT was the funniest thing (and still is) that I have EVER seen related to Tech Support. It is just as funny every time I view it. Thanks for the roleplay! Make more videos! You rock
pathetic
Submitted by Anonymous on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 14:04.That was funny and all, but why would you reboot the server if you know its working? its so common for people that mess with computing to act dumb and say "oh ok why not just reboot it I don't see any harm in that" and then blame other people for telling you how to do your job... take some responsiblity, or at the very least don't claim THEY'RE stupid.
You are missing the point.
Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 09/22/2009 - 14:16.You are missing the point. All Web Dude is focused on is his game and just wants to end the call as soon as possable!
High def version?
Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 01:25.I need a larger version of this where I can see the commands typed. It's a classic where I work.
An outstanding work!
Submitted by MoToR (not verified) on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 04:10.This is not just a funny video. You guys got talent!
Outstanding!
Peeed my legs watching! )))
rm -rf *chip
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 10:17.rm -rf *chip
bash /head -wall
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 20:05."my parallels says hit ctrl alt dlt to unlock"
thats actually windows login. hold the function key and option will act as the alt key.
"my option already is alt"
Yes, hold "fn" and control, option then hit delete
"ok but it alrea.."
all three at the same time then login
"noting happened"
is it selected?
"what"
Parallels
"no windows is"
I mean the parreles window.
"you said it was windows"
...click on the WINDOWS window and try again
"hrm... it worked that time. why does it only work sometimes.. I can't work like this. can you fix it so it works all the time?"
one of the sad facts of
Submitted by Anonymous on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 08:52.one of the sad facts of living in IT world. You can't fix stupid.
Too sweet!
Submitted by Jedi (not verified) on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 00:58.OMG I LOVED this video!!! Working in the "help desk" dept ...I get all kinds of calls like this. Just wish I could get away with playing a few video games like that ;) Keep up the awesome work!!! Can't wait to see more videos like this!
That video in the Unix Sim
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 23:47.That video in the Unix Sim and fucking weird lol. Video #1 is funny as hell. Thanks.
Computer says Yes!
Submitted by French Elbow (not verified) on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 17:41.Man the first rule of working in any office, is make friends with IT!
Not only are they always willing to help out someone they like but they've got all the best movies, music and games!
Vive Le Nerd.
If you want to see more tales of sales vs geeks, check out my new writ-com.
Dead Under Fluorescent Lights
Anyone know how he managed
Submitted by Aragami (not verified) on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 16:31.Anyone know how he managed to have that many OS's running simultaneously?
i spotted mac osx, windows xp pro twice i think, and fedora, they can't all be vmware windows surely?
OS X is the host OS. He's
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 01:38.OS X is the host OS. He's using the Mac Remote Desktop client to connect to an XP Pro box (or it could be Server 2003), and some program with a tape reel and a microphone for the icon I think to connect to the webserver. The only other Windows I saw was Sales Dude's Windows 98 box which Web Guy connected to via the XP/2003 machine. There doesn't appear to be any virtualization software running.
Now can anyone identify that tape reel icon? That's the only one I can't identify.
that icon would be for the
Submitted by sarah (not verified) on Sun, 03/29/2009 - 05:18.that icon would be for the Audio Hijack app... strange choice, but it's possible..
This is the funniest video I
Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 22:43.This is the funniest video I have seen in a long time. I showed it to my girlfriend and she was like.....You have to be IT to appreciate this genius. I will be willing to contribute to a part 2. Anything i can do to be a part of this would be amazing.Thanks for sharing.
concert tickets
Wow it was a very great news
Submitted by PC repair (not verified) on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 00:01.Wow it was a very great news to hear.It's awesome.
Awesome!
Submitted by Ed (not verified) on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 11:04.Funniest shit ever!!!
wish I could get away with
Submitted by calvin klein underwear (not verified) on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 02:23.wish I could get away with playing a few video games like that ;) Keep up the awesome work!!! Can't wait to see more videos like this!
BOFH comes to mind. :)
Submitted by Smola (not verified) on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 04:00.BOFH comes to mind. :)
This is really really funny
Submitted by コンタクトレンズ (not verified) on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 23:15.This is really really funny mate. In our japan this video was a big hit. For japanese people please checkout the words which i have translated in japanese:
コンタクトレンズの激安通販店。メーカー直送、安心の返品交換保障。ハード、ソフト、カラコン、使い捨て、遠近両用、アキュビュー、フォーカス、フレッシュルック、オプティマなど有名ブランド商品を200種類以上
Thanks. I will come back :)
dud3!
Submitted by cynsa (not verified) on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 15:25.I bow before your awesomeness. I had to reboot like three times while watching this because I peed my kbd.
SWEET !!!
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 17:39.You nailed it - funniest video EVER !
Yes this was the funniest of
Submitted by sd hotel (not verified) on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 00:00.Yes this was the funniest of all.
Subtitle
Submitted by Fury_jin (not verified) on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 10:42.Hi folks,
This video is awesome, i really like this kind of humor :)
I'm French and i decided to translate this video, i found some english subtitle (thx for all the timing work)
You can find it here:
http://perso.numericable.fr/zeitcha/forum/autre/Joshw-SalesGuyVsWebDude-Fr.srt
I put the sub video on dailymotion:
http://www.dailymotion.com/channel/fun/video/x876nj_the-website-is-down-sub-fr_fun
Bye.
funny
Submitted by Dusik (not verified) on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 07:39.hi! as a techsupport i find this video hilarious! thanx a lot for the laugh!
Hi
Submitted by Macthive (not verified) on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 08:15.hello i love your site you guys doing well this is great.thanks Also here is another site that i have found for computer tricks and hacks
Fact is funnier than fiction!
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 17:26.OMG... one of the funniest videos I've seen yet. As a gamer, web designer and an IT, this was freakin' hilarious! Thanks for the laugh.
Can totally relate
Submitted by Andrew (not verified) on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 18:15.I sent this to our entire Systems group at work and everybody's talking about it. We can relate to so much of it. Very well done and extremely funny!!
Thanks!
I love this video. I found
Submitted by Emil (not verified) on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 16:05.I love this video. I found it a while back and it's still funny.
I think anyone who works at a helpdesk anywhere will find this fucking hilarious.
I laughed so hard that I
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 17:30.I laughed so hard that I actually started crying in the middle of work. Then everyone had a good laugh at me! Thanks for this! Brilliant!
Dude! this is funny as hell
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 21:09.Dude! this is funny as hell there needs to be more video's!
"There is no arrange by
Submitted by sysadmin (not verified) on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 21:46."There is no arrange by penis..." - Oh my god. I know nothing about you guys, but I'm guessing at least most of you are or have been sysadmin professionals. I mean, it looks and sounds just like my IT department. Hey, you haven't been poking around my site, have you?
Most excellent.
LOL
Submitted by HelpDesk Miami on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 18:52.This is the funniest video i have seen in a loooong time. I showed it to my girlfriend and she was like..... "I dont get it" YOu have to be IT to appreciate this genius. I will be willling to contribute to a part 2. Anything i can do to be a part of this would be amazing.
WOW!
Submitted by Pete (not verified) on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 13:29.That was great! so TRUE!
Hidden Video
Submitted by Jeff (not verified) on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 13:16.I like the hidden video too, hilarious!!! Didn't read through all the comments, so I don't know if anyone has commented or found it...
what is the hidden video?
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 17:44.what is the hidden video? how do u find it? where is it?
Play with the Unix
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 19:42.Play with the Unix simulator....
Haha
Submitted by Nevo (not verified) on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 22:35.Guys, i love this, its pure genius, lol, just plan out wicked, and so true aswell, haha, :D
- Please make a sequel!!
Amazing
Submitted by Rusty (not verified) on Wed, 11/05/2008 - 17:07.Guys, Wow! That was friggin hilarious. I'm in IT and its riddiculous how users can be so completely stupid sometimes! lol. Great Job! Make another. Def!! ^^
Genius
Submitted by Ian O'Neill (not verified) on Sun, 10/26/2008 - 04:30.My password will now be "a". Too bloody funny, I wept! There so needs to be a sequel.
This is the best video I
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Fri, 10/24/2008 - 12:33.This is the best video I have seen in a longggggg time. I have to laugh now going through Service Strategy Training every time they bring up asking for assistance
It would be funny, except...
Submitted by SalesForce (not verified) on Wed, 10/22/2008 - 20:45.I think you are all missing the fundamental message of the video, every time the Sales guy calls the Web Guy he always fucks something up. It's not the Sales guy's job to be a computer whiz, he's busy MAKING MONEY FOR THE COMPANY!!! Something Web Dude will never fucking do because he is too busy basking in his own geek glory. Hey I know, label the fucking computer systems at the datacenter so you don't have to reboot two of them to find the right one! Maybe if he wasn't busy torquing his Johnson instead of working then he would know that the website is not down and that the caller just needs some brief and easy assistance...just kidding, I'm in IT and this video fucking ROCKS!!!!
Skype
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Tue, 10/21/2008 - 19:46.AMAZING video. Never gets old, even after watching it 20+ times!
How did you get skype to open in that little window for each call?
you made me laugh so much I cryed
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Mon, 10/20/2008 - 14:28.This is really good.
GG
Can someone let me know what
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Thu, 10/16/2008 - 07:50.Can someone let me know what program "web dude" is using to move between program? I noticed none of his applications show up in his start bar, and his method of moving between applications looks pretty slick (looks different from a regular Win XP alt + tab) so I'm guessing he's got some sort of gui sitting on top. I'm dying to know what it is!
Thanks,
R
He's using a mac.
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Tue, 10/21/2008 - 08:47.He's using a mac.
the suits need to be told
Submitted by Blue (not verified) on Sat, 10/04/2008 - 13:24.Absolutely loved it!
Guys, this was hysterical!
Submitted by Mojo (not verified) on Fri, 10/03/2008 - 23:00.Guys, this was hysterical! As an IT and helpdesk guy, I can certainly empathize with the types of calls (maybe not the Halo playing, but it's still frickin' funny!). I join everyone else in asking for more! Good job!
accident
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 14:07.i pissed my pants from laughing so hard. That made history!
Don't know if anyone has
Submitted by Robert (not verified) on Thu, 09/25/2008 - 17:28.Don't know if anyone has gone over to the Sales Guy Simulator or not... but you need to go there, and click on the icon for cold calls... Call the number that is listed!!!! That's dedication for ya!