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Well it's finally here! Sorry it took so long. I hope you enjoy The Website is Down Episode 2: Excel Hell!! In which Chip takes us on a wild ride into the life of a master salesman. How many sales can he make in a single video? One? Maybe?

Thanks to everyone who wrote in about the last video and to everyone who did all the crazy things like translate it into Russian and Korean. Also there now exists for real out there an 'arrange by penis' application for windows. I'm so proud.

Enjoy!




The Website is Down: Excel Hell!

Oh yeah - don't forget to check out the store for T-Shirts and an actual MILF308 application download. You know you want one.

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this was the funniest thing ever!

glad i somehow found ure site!

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MMM Big Daddy Bacon Cheeseburger

I love the reference to one of my favorite regional food chains... Go GoodTimes!

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I love you and will have your babies....

As someone who has done tech support for years I just want to say... This site makes me laugh so hard every time I visit that I now want to fuck all the creators. Dont worry, I'm female - no metal underwear will be necessary. Thank you very much!

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laughed my ass off

laughed my ass off

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russian translation

Guys your work is really something... Thanks! Could anyone translate in russian like the first part? That all funny but many words I can't recognize...

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subtitles

or provide english subtitles please...

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Funny stuff

Nice to see the story told from the morons point of view, heh. I especially liked that he was playing Wolfenstein 3D, what is he on, an old ass 486 PC?

Just something I noticed, in the Salesguy Simulator applet the AOL icon doesn't stream changes over the web, it only changes client side and only until you swap between desktops or reconnect to the applet. Seems like a bug.

I wonder how many people have screwed around with that thing without realizing that any icon they move can be seen by anyone else who connects to it, like an actual remote computer? I actually loaded it up on another computer to check out how accurate it was, very clever! Even lags like a VNC. :P

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On the faux Unix terminal,

On the faux Unix terminal, type ./.preview and hit Enter. Good stuff. XD

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I love this stuff. I didn't

I love this stuff. I didn't know the second one was out until the other day when I was trouble shooting a users computer. He's an engineer and mentioned it to me. I went and watched it with a co-worker. I used to work at a crApple store as a tech and had some bad experiences. People used to ask why their iPods didn't work and when I would look at their music, I would tell them that it hated their music and it committed suicide.

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Awesome! ^_^ More please!!

Awesome! ^_^ More please!!

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radical

radical

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Awesome work

Ha ha nice one guys. We had a girl at our office who continually opened a virus sent through msn messenger. It stated "I've got naked photos of you". We had to get rid of the virus 11 times because she kept opening that link every time someone sent it to her.

Although she did have horribly long nails, fake gold chains and talked at great length about how much coke she did... so odds were, someone probably did have naked photos of her.

If anyone is interested in more Office Life humour, visit my site at:
Dead Under Fluorescent Lights

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Good job guys!

Good job guys!

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Sadly true!

Not as funny as the first one, but oh so true! I have these people all the time on the phone or similar. It's so sadly true which makes it funny! :D

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fantastic

Everyone in the office here watched this. Great stuff man! Looking forward to more!

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Great show! Just one niggle,

Great show!

Just one niggle, the two voices sound the same. Despite this the attention to detail is great and it reminds me of work!

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LOL @ the arrange by penis program

On the website is says:
Disable "Align to Grid" on the desktop.
But i also needed to disable "Auto Arrange" to get it to work.

P: Great work on this video love the epic mind sweeper!

^^

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It was made of win.

Great video; wasn't expecting any less. Well done.

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Lunch?

Derrick is trying to eat lunch - at 5.42 PM?

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That's normal! I eat when I

That's normal! I eat when I have time in my job, no problem going all day forgetting to eat with computer-users non-technicals on the phone! ;)

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Excellent!

It was hilarious!
In both videos, I really enjoy the attention to details: the sales guy still playing Doom (vs. the web guy playing what? halo?), loving clip art images, running an old Windows, still with the F U Penis background image with more icons on it...

But I have to say that I was confused too as to who was talking since both voice, once sped up, sound the same.
But, you'll be pleased to know I watched the new one, then the old one (same attention to details) and then the new one again. Good times!

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Not Doom

Take it back another step, try Wolfenstein 3d :D

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Wolfenstein 3d, such an

Wolfenstein 3d, such an amazing game ! i still playing and i enjoy !
typy bukmacherskie

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Awesome stuff!! thank

Awesome stuff!! thank you!!

oh and Doom?? o_0 ....wtf...facepalm indeed :D

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>Doom /facepalm.jpg

>Doom

/facepalm.jpg

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Epic win, gets better every

Epic win, gets better every time i watch it

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not funny

not funny

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This one was slightly

This one was slightly confusing for the first minute or two.
-the voices of the salesman sounded too similar to the IT guy
-why was minefield open on the sales guys PC?

Besides that it was good.

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This was not a triumph.

This was not a triumph.

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Watch it a few more times.

lots of subtile humor in there.

As good as the original? No. but they set an extremely high bar. Still f'n hilarious.

Well done guys! Looking forward to part 3!

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Sweet. I have been waiting

Sweet. I have been waiting for this forever. uh.. where is the video?

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I loved every single frame

I loved every single frame of it just amazing

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It is really amazing, thx

It is really amazing, thx

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Wow, so freakin awesome! You

Wow, so freakin awesome! You guys did it again!!! GREAT JOB!!!

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Subtitles

Hey, guys could you please make english subtitles for this video?? It's really hard to understand all the words for non-eglish speaking people. So it would be great! But the video is fucking awesome! Respect!

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