The only thing that does more than PlastrolTech is is this PlastrolTech T-Shirt.
Front reads:
PlastrolTech Information Tronchnology
PlasTrolTech is the preeminent solutions
and product capability infrastructure, architecture, front-end,
back-end middleware business and personal webspace
diagnostic and next generation platform integration monitoring
alerting, messaging, first, second, third tier,
call center metric analysis reporting, planning,
development, resource allocation, team building,
project management, implementation, integration, customer
focused internet, intranet and extranet application
expectation management solution. And security.

Back Reads:
You're Screwed
The Website is Down, Rearranging your Desktop since 1213989505.

Screen printed by hand (by IndyInk) on 100% Cotton T-Shirt. Only available in blue for the moment.