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Welcome to the store! T-Shirts are screen printed on high quality Anvil cotton T-Shirts by our friends at IndyInk. Buy ten! If you need help see our Store help page. If you don't want to buy anything but you'd like to support us look for the donate button in the lower right corner.

MILF308 Popups!
Amazing configuration options!Super sweet AIR Installer!
$1.00

Don't feel like buying a T-Shirt but you still want some sweet bling blong? Get the MILF308 Popup App! Harass your co-workers by installing it on their desktop and watch the hilarity begin. Contains all your favorite popups...

Poop Pyramid!
Surgical Warez!
Blaze the Chronic!
Clip art Pron!
Pron2Nite!
Skip Intro Pro 2.0!

and many more!!!

Over 25 popups all contained in a stylish AIR application which runs on Mac or PC. Be the first in your cube to own MILF308! Amazing configuration settings such as:

Delay between popups (in seconds)!
Max popups on screen at once! (Up to 15! OMFG!)

How much is this incredible piece of 20th century engineering? $100? $200? NO! Brace yourself...

IT'S ONLY ONE DOLLAR!

PS- You get the MILF308 Popup App with any T-Shirt purchase. So go buy a T-Shirt if you want both.
PPS - This is an AIR application and requires Adobe AIR which is free to install from the simple Installer Badge which shows up on the front page when you buy MILF308!

It's MILFTASTIC!

Price: $1.00
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PlastrolTech Corporate T-Shirt
PlastrolTech Corporate T-Shirt (Front)PlastrolTech Corporate T-Shirt (Back)
$15.00

The only thing that does more than PlastrolTech is is this PlastrolTech T-Shirt.
Front reads:
PlastrolTech Information Tronchnology
PlasTrolTech is the preeminent solutions and product capability infrastructure, architecture, front-end, back-end middleware business and personal webspace diagnostic and next generation platform integration monitoring alerting, messaging, first, second, third tier, call center metric analysis reporting, planning,
development, resource allocation, team building, project management, implementation, integration, customer focused internet, intranet and extranet application expectation management solution. And security.

Back Reads:
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Screen printed by hand (by IndyInk) on 100% Cotton T-Shirt. Navy Blue shirt.

PLUS - Every T-Shirt purchase now includes a free copy of MILF308!!!
Free! That's a $1 savings off retail!

Price: $15.00
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BLIGHT Magazine T-Shirt Back
BLIGHT Magazine T-Shirt FrontBLIGHT Magazine T-Shirt
$15.00

Plastroltech made the cover! Share the 'Skip intro pro' fever sweeping the nation. So what if they said it's the worst software ever written. They printed our name! On the cover! (Did we mention it's on the cover?) Mostly safe for work.

PLUS - Every T-Shirt purchase now includes a free copy of MILF308 free!!! That's a $1 savings off retail!

Price: $15.00
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